Anonymous asked: Real Talk: I am absolutely in love with your blog it is so soft and good and I cried reading it (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥｀) can I please request headcannons of how the Hypmic characters sleep? Like how often and how long and stuff like that. Sorry if that’s weird or oddly specific! ^^;
ahh thank you, that’s so nice of you to say ;; i’m super happy that you’re enjoying the blog!
normally my rules are a limit of 3 per ask, but i’m biased because i love types of asks like this so i’m going to make an exception
How The HypMic Boys Sleep
Ichiro:
his sleeping habits are all over the place because you know he’s up late watching anime or reading manga
averages about 5-6 hours per night, if he’s super tired though it’ll bump up to a solid 9
sleeps with a body pillow, surprise surprise, it’s one of 3 pillows on his bed and he sleeps with a thick quilt and a lightweight blanket
typically sleeps in a t-shirt or tank top and his boxers, will wear pyjama pants when it gets colder
he tends to sleep on his side or his stomach
Jiro:
Jiro also has bad sleep habits, but in the sense that goes to bed late and oversleeps because he just doesn’t want to get up (like a typical teen)
he’ll sleep about 8-10 hours a night, and he likes the occasional daytime nap
he’s got a heavy comforter on his bed and two super plush pillows to sleep on
he wears a t-shirt and pyjama pants to bed, and usually forgets to take off his socks (he’s been wearing the same pair for a week, help him)
he’s a stomach sleeper 100%
Saburo:
Saburo has the only regular sleep pattern in the Yamada household
he sleeps about 7-8 hours every night, neither going to bed nor waking up too late
he has a thin quilt and several blankets on his bed, a memory foam pillow, and a small keroppi doll that Jiro won him from a crane game (he hides it during the day since he doesn’t want anyone to know he kept a gift from Jiro)
he sleeps in a full set of pyjamas, he prefers simple cotton ones
he’s mostly a back sleeper, sometimes he sleeps in the fetal position
Samatoki:
despite what you may think, his sleep pattern is fairly regular
however the amount he sleeps can range from 2-9 hours, it’s very situational for him
he’s got a light comforter on his bed and four pillows, he’s got a heavier comforter for colder months tucked away in his closet
will pass out in his day clothes if he’s really tired, otherwise he tends to just sleep in his underwear
he sleeps on his back or stomach but is subject to toss and turn a lot; has bad nightmares every so often and might wake up in cold sweat
Jyuto:
he has one of the most consistent sleep patterns and averages about 7 hours of sleep a night; also a situational sleeper but sleeps more than Samatoki even on a bad night
he can and will take a nap during work just because he feels like it, you cannot stop him
he has a very expensive satin sheet set and a very plush comforter with 2 pillows
sleeps in equally expensive pyjama bottoms and no shirt
he’s mainly a side sleeper but usually wakes up having turned onto his back
Rio:
has the most seamlessly perfect sleep schedule out of all the boys and sleeps 8 hours every night
he sleeps in a standard military issue tent and sleeping bag, there’s absolutely nothing luxurious about it
he’ll sleep in his uniform bottoms and a tank top most nights, if it’s hot out then he’s just in his boxers
he’s strictly a back sleeper and he doesn’t move an inch in his sleep
he’s very alert to danger encroaching on his camp, however, so he’s a relatively light sleeper
Ramuda:
his sleep is regular and he tends to sleep a lot just because he can, getting anywhere between 8-12 hours if he feels like it
has silky sheets, two heavy blankets, 3 normal pillows and an assortment of plushies and decorative pillows; his bed is a full house
sleeps in an oversized t-shirt or sweater and boxers most nights, tends to wear slippers to bed
he’s that ¾ position sleeper, also sleeps in the fetal position often
he usually sticks a hard candy in his mouth before bed, his favourite are butterscotch
Gentaro:
his sleep pattern can vary, especially if he’s working hard on a new story and loses track of time
typically sleeps around 5-6 hours, he’s an early riser and doesn’t like to sleep in unless he’s under the weather
he sleeps on a futon with a plush comforter and just a single pillow, he’s fairly simple
i would think based on Gentaro’s old school day clothes, that he wears a dressing robe to bed
he’s also a back sleeper; he’s a vivid dreamer and talks in his sleep sometimes, too
Dice:
Dice is a mess, he’s got the most chaotic sleep schedule of all
he’s one of those people who only gets 2-4 hours of sleep a night and takes a mid-day nap to make up for lost time
does Dice even have a bed? part of me feels he’s already gambled it away long ago and is now used to just sleeping on the floor with a blanket
sleeps in his day clothes often, or sometimes in just his underwear and his jacket
he can sleep pretty much anywhere and is the complete opposite of Rio in that he sleeps like a rock and has no regard for his surroundings
Jakurai:
his sleep pattern and average amount of sleep are consistent, getting anywhere between 6-8 hours a night
i feel like he’s really into sleep aids, like diffusers and sound machines, his bedroom is his sanctuary
both his mattress and his pillows are memory foam, and his sheet thread count is very high, they’re as soft as butter
he sleeps in long sleeved shirts, pyjama bottoms and slippers
he’s very much a side sleeper; he braids his hair every night so he doesn’t damage it
Hifumi:
since he’s a host, he’s quite nocturnal, sleeping in the day so he can stay up all night
he gets about 6 hours of sleep, he likes to make sure he has time to clean and cook for himself and Doppo before he starts getting ready for work
his mattress is super soft, he has two large pillows and a bunch of plushies gifted to him by regulars at his club
like Jyuto, he sleeps in really luxurious and expensive pyjama bottoms and usually no shirt
Hifumi sprawls out and takes up the whole bed when he sleeps, he’s an absolute mess to share a bed with
Doppo:
he has anxiety fueled insomnia so his schedule isn’t great; visiting Jakurai has helped but not completely fixed this issue
if he’s lucky he can squeeze in 3-5 hours of sleep, if he’s really lucky he can get 7
the opposite of Hifumi, he has a really firm mattress and a heavy duty comforter because he hates being cold at night
he sleeps in a proper set of pyjamas most nights, but sometimes he’s too tired to even bother taking his tie off
he’s strictly a stomach and ¾ sleeper, he always has his extra pillow hugged close to him
In class we were talking about how cats teach themselves to hunt around their collar bells, and this dude followed that up with “well you know how Santa has those reindeer covered in those bells, right?”
and what he going for was “the bells on cat collars are the same that reindeer are pictured wearing”
But what *I* heard was “Santa’s Reindeer are predator animals that are covered in bells for our protection” and let me tell you I did not appreciate that.
