alwaysfaithfulterriblelizard:

you know how the sentence “i never said she stole my money” has a different meaning depending on which word you put the stress on? same is true of “have you ever had sex with a pharaoh?” i’ve been thinkin about that for like 10 minutes now

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psychodisneyfanatic:

These two are probably the best out of all the face characters

psychodisneyfanatic:

These two are probably the best out of all the face characters

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justasillyfilly:

greatbritishcheese:

I HAVE BEEN WAITING MY WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE TO REBLOG THIS PHOTOSET 

I CAN REMEMBER EXACTLY HOW HE SAID IT TOO XD

I loved this part of the episode omfg

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the-politics-fandom:

impalaenterprise221b:

the-politics-fandom:

"Girl Scouts promote lesbianism and abortion!"

Yes why do you think I bought 15 boxes of thin mints. 

Yes, but Girl Scout shouldn’t be a thing, it should just be Scouting of America!!

Girls Scouts became a thing because guys could not and still cannot handle women in their troops defend the girl scouts to the fucking death because we aren’t equal and taking away safe spaces for young girls won’t achieve that either 

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lego-ninjago-lover:

Daddy scales

lego-ninjago-lover:

Daddy scales

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